Flood Food Television

Rivers continue to rise and sewers are not very dry at this moment, so I did not cause any mayhem today as it would be very hard to outperform the Mother Nature. Instead I sit in my lair, watch TV shows and munch on some chips.

 

Watch me now, I'm going down!

"Old lady went to get some corn, was surprised by the flood wave in the middle of a field." I know how she smelled.

The Czech is not in the mail

I just spent some time searching any signs of Czech superheroes and the results are both good and horrifying.

The horrifying is some old guy dressed as a superhero looking for more old guys dressed as superheroes for sex.

The good is that there are no "real" superheroes. And I intend to keep it this way. And as far as I know I may be the first masked villain on the scene. (I don't count and don't ally myself with unmasked (super)villains for their utter unoriginality: they all have the same costume and meet in the parliament. They also cause real harm).


In other local news, the water levels rise and I have to take alternative tunnels for a while.